I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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