It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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