Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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