Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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