he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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