ADVERTISEMENT

• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

  Fav 7 2222 1053

  share tweet
  

• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency

  Fav 10 1244 1219

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (702): View more from Nevada

  What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs

  Fav 15 4055 1989

  share tweet
  

• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.

  Fav 6 1163 3928

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"

  Fav 12 3272 1566

  share tweet
  

• (408): View more from California

  I miss the smell of you or some shit.

  Fav 23 3321 1581

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (905): View more from Ontario

  I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though

  (289): View more from Ontario

  Lolll I'll be sleeping

  (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.

  Fav 2 2378 943

  share tweet
  

• (323): View more from California

  What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?

  Fav 10 2622 910

  share tweet
  

• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show

  Fav 4 1473 569

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (419): View more from Ohio

  Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.

  (206): View more from Washington

  That would've been embarrassing.

  Fav 7 1453 740

  share tweet
  

• (518): View more from New York

  I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect

  Fav 3 510 727

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?

  Fav 2 537 646

  share tweet
  

• (208): View more from Idaho

  Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?

  Fav 6 1057 453

  share tweet
  

• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.

  Fav 2 626 345

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (586): View more from Michigan

  woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.

  Fav 1 334 184

  share tweet
  

Randomize