the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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