How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Drunk is not a location!