Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(720): View more from Colorado

Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.

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(858): View more from California

This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.

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I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.

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