Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs