I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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