Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom