Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(239): View more from Florida

R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.

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(519): View more from Ontario

dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way

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(778): View more from British Columbia

you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that

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(719): View more from Colorado

Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.

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(310): View more from California

At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?

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(917): View more from New York City

The cops raided her house the day before class even started

(1-917): View more from New York City

Those assholes are becoming so efficient

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(410): View more from Maryland

It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*

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(630): View more from Illinois

I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...

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