Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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