Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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