The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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