i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
you made out with another girl for some wings
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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