Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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