I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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