I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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