I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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