Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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