Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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