would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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