I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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