Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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