OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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