How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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