oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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