help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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