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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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