How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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Are we still banned from the library?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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