No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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