That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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