Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
