It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We smell like vodka and hangover
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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