For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
