Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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