maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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