.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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