Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
he had hair everywhere except his balls
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm