and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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