There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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