Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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