Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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