HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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