she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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