Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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