No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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