do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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