yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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