I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
