Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i need an iv and a liver transplant
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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