So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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