I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.