A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?