Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.