The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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