i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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