all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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