I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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