hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
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I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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